I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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