I skipped work to stalk him.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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