Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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