No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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