Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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