Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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