so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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