How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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