I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
