Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
