You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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