yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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