I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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