walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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