I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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