ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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