I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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