so that wasnt chicken after all
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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