She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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