I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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