well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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