On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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