In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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