morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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