called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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