we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He shit in the fireplace
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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