Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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