The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
