Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You're like the curious george of whores
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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