Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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