Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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