i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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