She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
