HIV tests are more positive than that guy
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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