i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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