just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
worst night to have a conscience
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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