can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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