he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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