"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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