I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
