I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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