i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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