I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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