maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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