I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize