Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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