We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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