let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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