I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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