Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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