I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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