At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
