yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
