But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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