your thong is hanging out like whoa
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I need to align my fucking chakras
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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