What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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