If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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