Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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