So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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